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Song Parodies -> "Nose-Hair Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nose-Hair Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

That's unreal nose hair, man.
Shooting up adrenal gland
Juice that gives you nose hair
And a grown body.

Sticks the point into his glutes,
Pushes the plunger and shoots,
Pretty soon he looks like Giambi.

Nose-hair man, please listen
They're gonna check your piss, 'n'
Nose-hair man, you'll become a girl
When it shrinks your gland.

He's as Bonds as he can be:
"My trainer gave it to me."
Nose-hair man, it helps you hit the ball.

Sticks the point into his glutes,
Pushes the plunger and shoots,
Pretty soon he looks like Giambi.

Nose-hair man, that slurry
Is what makes you hurry.
You were small; you look like an elk
That's grown feet and hands.

That's unreal nose hair, man.
Shooting up adrenal gland
Juice that gives you nose hair
And a grown body.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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MasonR - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sheesh...I was eating when I started reading this. 5's anyway!
alvin rhodes - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
wasn't aware of THAT side effect...hee hee hee....5s
Steven Cavanagh - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
smells like 5s to me.
Aurelius - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
gross and clever at the same time!...555
John Barry - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone.

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