-> "Putin on a Blitz"
Original Song Title:
"Puttin' on the Ritz"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Putin on a Blitz"
The Lyrics
It seems like a hell venue,
Up and down parched avenues.
Acrid smoke perfumes the air;
This action sure seems unfair.
Since old-news empire's fallen,
His muse has come a callin'.
Looks like now's the time
To ring re-Union chime. . .
'cause he'd been blue
Since the big blow 'round '92.
He's set to go in fascist fits--
Putin on a blitz.
To the bight he sends a gray boat;
Georgians fight. . .pray that theirs may float.
A shell hits.
Putin on blitz.
Sending in, his penchant, the storm troopers.
He's an independence party-pooper--
Super[power] nukester.
He don't nix those rocket-shellers;
They are pricks, those shock-troop fellers. . .
Won't kibitz.
Putin on a blitz.
Apparatchik since he was a laddie;
Asks the vanquished ravished, "Who's your daddy?
Da, me, Vladie!!"
Once they're there, there is no stopping,
And their air power is whopping. . .
Blown to bits.
Putin on a blitz.
The ventriloquist behind Dimitri,
Krelimist gent runs the show completely--
Once KGB. . .
Thumps Tbilisi
The West begs feckless Medvedev,
"Take a rest!" He ain't head with cred.
"Nyet!"s they gets.
Putin on blitz.
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