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Song Parodies -> "Putin on a Blitz"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Putin on a Blitz"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It seems like a hell venue,
Up and down parched avenues.
Acrid smoke perfumes the air;
This action sure seems unfair.

Since old-news empire's fallen,
His muse has come a callin'.
Looks like now's the time
To ring re-Union chime. . .

'cause he'd been blue
Since the big blow 'round '92.
He's set to go in fascist fits--
Putin on a blitz.

To the bight he sends a gray boat;
Georgians fight. . .pray that theirs may float.
A shell hits.
Putin on blitz.

Sending in, his penchant, the storm troopers.
He's an independence party-pooper--
Super[power] nukester.

He don't nix those rocket-shellers;
They are pricks, those shock-troop fellers. . .
Won't kibitz.
Putin on a blitz.

Apparatchik since he was a laddie;
Asks the vanquished ravished, "Who's your daddy?
Da, me, Vladie!!"

Once they're there, there is no stopping,
And their air power is whopping. . .
Blown to bits.
Putin on a blitz.

The ventriloquist behind Dimitri,
Krelimist gent runs the show completely--
Once KGB. . .
Thumps Tbilisi

The West begs feckless Medvedev,
"Take a rest!" He ain't head with cred.
"Nyet!"s they gets.
Putin on blitz.

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alvin - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the vladie / daddy line
2Eagle - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Putin on a blitz - good play on words.
John Barry - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle.
Meriadoc - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Ya ego lyubleeu
littleDitzie - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute little political ditty, Captain Jack Barrow !
JBrock - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol this idea was already made, but for their conflict with Chechnya. Done by a group called the Capitol Steps that do all political jokes in the form of song.

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