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Song Parodies -> "Zombies"

Original Song Title:

"Mandy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Zombies"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They dismember those with life,
Veins as cold as ice—
Shadows of gals, men,
Their eyes soulless windows.
Biting in the night,
Their tines go into

Gorging, but not during day. . .
Snack on people as buffet,
Sucking out their eyes.
They feast on men and she's
So tender, appetized.
The taste is so snappy.
Those zombies!

Well they taste, fill their face till they're slaking--
Put the "Sue" in soufflé.
Those zombies
Zip their kissers with entrails for taking?
They're feeding--no way!
Those zombies.

On hands and feet they love to dine.
A wok? Outré! Raw lunch is fine!
Gobble a girl who's social-climbing;
She's peerless--without wine.
For mutton, not pining,
Those zombies.

Swell you'll taste, fill their face till they're slaking,
And it's you, the buffet.
Those zombies,
Zip their kissers with hangnails for taking?
They're feeding--no way!
Those zombies.

As they slay, you scream while they're foraging,
Biting on your knees.
Your brains are enthralling
For zombies,

You're their game; what a shame that they're tasting
On you in their buffet.
Those zombies,
Zip their kissers? They'll impale your face 'n'
You're eaten away
By zombies.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Old Man Ribber - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - Just the thing to put me in the Halloween spirits! As one of my favorite amiwriters might say "I Put Three Fives On You!". ;D
Mark Scotti - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Zombie always makes good parody!! LOL
TJC - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved it... parody with some teeth in it!
Andy Primus - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious to put blood 'n' guts lyrics to such a dreary song
Below Average Dave - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Seems we are all on a Halloween kick lately;)
John Barry - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR: Thanks three tines, uh, times.
Mark: Glad you liked it.
TJC: I'm chewing on your comments.
Andy: Anything's better than the OS.
AFW - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Very keen for Halloween
WarrenB - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I must say, the content was quite succulent. I must give you a hand...no...not that one...I'm saving that one for a late night snack. 5's!

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