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Song Parodies -> "Wokkin' the Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Walkin' the Dog"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Wokkin' the Dog"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is a followup, of sorts, to Rick Duncan's 6/17/04 "Eatin' Rover"
Wokkin' the Dog

Lab of black—
Start to hack.
Sever buttocks from the ribs you'll rack.
Eyes holed; snip the nose.
Take the needle and sew the torso.

Wokkin' the dog,
You're now wokkin' the dog.
If you pour some oil into it,
The wok will not stick to the dog.
Bow-wow, bow-wow.

Set the burner 150, cent.
Add some cilantro to give a nice scent.
Temp too high—it'll start to fry. . .
Set off the smoke alarm, pitched so high.

Wokkin' the dog,
You're now wokkin' the dog.
If you pour some oil into it,
The wok will not stick to the dog.
Bow-wow, bow-wow.

You've got dried herbs on the shelf—
Some in your garden grown.
Slivered bell peppers will go well
With this pretty tasty Fido.

Wokkin' the dog,
You're now wokkin' the dog.
If you pour some oil into it,
The wok will not stick to the dog.
Bow-wow, bow-wow.

Lab of black—
Makes you smack
Your lips; it's better than any cat.
Bordeaux; sniff the nose—
Domesticated red goes with Fido.

Wokkin' the dog,
You're now wokkin' the dog.
If you pour some oil into it,
The wok will not stick to the dog.
Bow-wow, bow-wow.

[Repeat last verse several times and fade]




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Rick D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's eat!
Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmm, goes great with some chunky cat-filet on the side!
Red Neck Mother - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
5 5 5 I accidentally ate two barbecued dog sandwiches from a street vendor in Brazil . I loved it, until they told me the next day what was in it.Very good, yum-yum!
Agrimorfee as Artist Police - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I believe "Walkin' The Dog" was written and first recorded by Rufus Thomas.
Kristof Robertson - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Terrier-bly well done..(groan..) Mr Barry. 555
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Don't Insult Me.
Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I wonder if this parody will get airplay on FM Station WOOF ?
Joelle - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewwww!
Meriadoc - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great! :-D
John Barry - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Rufus Thomas it is. I'm familiar only with the Stones' and the Trophies' versions.

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