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Song Parodies -> "Alone with Goat Urge"

Original Song Title:

"The Lonely Goatherd"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Alone with Goat Urge"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The Naaaaaaaaaarator:

Shy of a thrill, guy’s alone with goat urge
(Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
Now, there no joy, all alone with goat urge
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)

Strokes can be found if he’s got sans-goat scourge
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
Lust steers him here to sack-bloat purge ’gote merge
(wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack!))


The Flock:

Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh


The Naaaaaaaaaarator:

He’d diddle a kid, but he’d never shoat-splurge
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
First comes an ode, then explodes a goat dirge
(A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Agnus Dei)

Weeps. . .bad upkeep of his holey coat serge
(Threa-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eadbare)
Wish that the guy’d do a buying-coat splurge
(O-o-o-o-o-o-or at least repair)

He has to fight off a growing shoat urge
(Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oink!)
Starts to attack ’cause of lack of goat-merge
(Dig-in-piggy, dig-in-piggy. Dig that pig!)

But as soooeeyn as he was on a shoat verge
(Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
From the bushes did a lonely goat ’merge
(Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah!!)


The Flock:

Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh


The Naaaaaaaaaarator:

Then up arose the post that men tote, turg-
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-id
Set to ingress in a bonely goat surge
(I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in)

Just then a man in a blue serge coat ’merged
(law-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw!)
Clink. Then a shrink will get him goat-urge-purged
(Ta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alk)

He is released, ceases bonely goat urge
(Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ock)
He bulges and indulges in goat surge
(Flo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ock)

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Callmelennie - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
How do you fondle a ruminant like Maria? :-D
Puto - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Made meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh LMAOROF! 5s!
Rob Arndt - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad yours went through JAB-555! I got CENSORED today for my parody "My Roommate Often Spanks His Monkey" from the OS "My Baby Does the Hanky Panky". So goat sex passes while masturbation does not :(
John Barry - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
You tell me in a parody, Lennie.
Thanks, Puto.
Life just ain't fair, Rob.
Rob Arndt - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB, I compromised. I re-submitted a cleaner version for tomorrow and the original to WhatFreaks!
DHA - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Compared with my recent attempt, yours is bestial.
lifeliver - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry JAB, 'DHA' was me. I inadvertently typed the security code in the name box.

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