-> "Alone with Goat Urge"
Original Song Title:
"The Lonely Goatherd"
Parody Song Title:
"Alone with Goat Urge"
Shy of a thrill, guy’s alone with goat urge
Now, there no joy, all alone with goat urge
Strokes can be found if he’s got sans-goat scourge
Lust steers him here to sack-bloat purge ’gote merge
He’d diddle a kid, but he’d never shoat-splurge
First comes an ode, then explodes a goat dirge
Weeps. . .bad upkeep of his holey coat serge
Wish that the guy’d do a buying-coat splurge
(O-o-o-o-o-o-or at least repair)
He has to fight off a growing shoat urge
Starts to attack ’cause of lack of goat-merge
(Dig-in-piggy, dig-in-piggy. Dig that pig!)
But as soooeeyn as he was on a shoat verge
From the bushes did a lonely goat ’merge
Then up arose the post that men tote, turg-
Set to ingress in a bonely goat surge
Just then a man in a blue serge coat ’merged
Clink. Then a shrink will get him goat-urge-purged
He is released, ceases bonely goat urge
He bulges and indulges in goat surge
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