Song Parodies -> Two Spaces Take I
| Original Song Title: | "Two Faces Have I" |
| Original Performer: | Lou Christie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Two Spaces Take I" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I arrive and don't drive slow;
When I park, it's a sideshow.
Two spaces take I, I, I. . . .
Every time that I'm parking:
The lot's my purview.
Straddle lines when I'm parking,
Yes, I hog two.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a narcissistic guy.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a park-dualistic guy,
Guy-uy-uy. . . .
When I park, I jam it in
At degrees 45.
I can't get by with a single space--
Move your ass when I drive!
Dri-ive-ive-ive. . ..
I return, tires are air-free
Goodyears, four-ply
Got one, but need more spares, three
So I break down and cry.
Cry-y-y. . . .
Two spaces took I
Someone said, "So, f*ck this guy!"
Now airless am I,
Wait for tow truck to come by,
By-y-y-y. . . .
When I park, it's a sideshow.
Two spaces take I, I, I. . . .
Every time that I'm parking:
The lot's my purview.
Straddle lines when I'm parking,
Yes, I hog two.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a narcissistic guy.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a park-dualistic guy,
Guy-uy-uy. . . .
When I park, I jam it in
At degrees 45.
I can't get by with a single space--
Move your ass when I drive!
Dri-ive-ive-ive. . ..
I return, tires are air-free
Goodyears, four-ply
Got one, but need more spares, three
So I break down and cry.
Cry-y-y. . . .
Two spaces took I
Someone said, "So, f*ck this guy!"
Now airless am I,
Wait for tow truck to come by,
By-y-y-y. . . .
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Very clever, John...I get it, "Two Spaces, Take I".....and that's why this parody was printed on June 1 and June 3... :+) it was good both times..5's
Thanks, AFW. Not sure how the double posting occurred. Must be some sort of cosmic phenom: two spaces, two postings. My "Recallin'" was posted on 6/1 and recalled for 6/3.
Sorry, John, but getting a five on this song twice is not the same as getting a ten. As "Star Trek" taught us (at least, since Gene Roddenberry rewrote the rules in 1987), you cannot reach Warp 10.
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