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Song Parodies -> "Fork o’ Tines"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Fork o’ Tines"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

See her shine: my fork o’ tines;
she sure shines, my fork o’ tines.
Fine fork o’ tines.

Any time I’m ready for a chance to dine
(sit and sup, sit and sup…fork sure shines).
Fork goes through food of any kind
(sit and sup, sit and sup…any kind).
I love to try a stab-food fork o’ tines.

Fork o’ tines….

Lovin’ to stab birds, lovin’ that stuck food…
fork o’ tines, fork o’ tines.

When I get a rack of lamb, I’m in no bind
(stick and cut, stick and cut…fork and knife).
I’m always vergin’ on slashin’ swine
(stick and cut, stick and cut…fork, and knife).
I score feed, chew hard…lots of action, fork o’ tines
(fork o’ tines, fork o’ tines).

Sit and sup, sit and sup, stick and cut…fork o’ tines.
Stick and sup…fork and knife….

Lovin’ that stab urge, lovin’ that stuck food…
fork o’ tines, fork o’ tines.

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