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Song Parodies -> "Fisticuffs"

Original Song Title:

"Physical"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Fisticuffs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm saying lots of things I know you won't like
To prompt an altercation.
I can handle you in a fight.
The blows will be mean;
My hook is the ultimate combatant--
So fast you won't see it moving.
There's nothing left to talk about;
I'm fed up with the reproving.

Let's have fisticuffs, fisticuffs,
I wanna have fisticuffs, fisticuffs.
I'll give you a body block, a body block.
You should fear my body block, my body block,
You should fear my body block.

You'll be patient, understood,
The kind that's laid out on the table
In the operating room, Jack,
All dosed up on morphine,

With a busted hand and your joints askew.
I'll treat you deferentially
Before the blows; then I'll punch you out,
Animalistic'lly.

Let's have fisticuffs, fisticuffs,
I wanna have fisticuffs, fisticuffs,
I will give you body shock, with body block.
You should fear my body block, my body block,
You should fear my body block.

We start fisticuffs, fisticuffs,
I find that your fists are rough, fists are tough
Then I hear the body shock: my body's clocked
It's clear: mine was gaudy talk. . .a gimpy walk. . .

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Guy - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a parody of OS "When Will I See You Again". Called "You're In The ICU Again". At least the ER part of it did anyway. Fresh idea on an old Olivia Newton-John turnned Barry spoof. Very pleasant read for a Saturday morning. Makes me want to go into the attic and dig out those old brass knuckles for someone to have a sandwich with.
alvin - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
great title switch...lol...hate the OS...dug this
John Barry - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, Alvin (I likewise hate the OS).

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