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(Maria is surrounded by six children, ranging in age from 5 to 16.)
Maria: So what do you like to do?
Kid 1: Play video games
Kid 2: Watch TV.
Kid 3: Binge and purge.
Maria: How about singing?
All: We don't know how to sing.
Maria: Why not?
Kid 6 (the eldest): Because our school had to cut its sports, drama, and music program to try to balance the school budget.
Maria: That figures. Well, I've got a little shortcut that will help. (Sings)
Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with - A - B - C
When you sing you begin with DO - RE - MI
DO - RE - MI , DO - RE - MI
The first three notes just happen to be DO - RE - MI
DO - RE - MI
DO - RE - MI - FA - SO - LA - TI...
(Oh let's see if I can make this easier)
Do: You need lots to live here
Re?: The smog blocks out the sun
Mi: Narcisists with their cells
Fa: Down; once were number 1
Sol: The fish are laced with lead
L.A.: A place that has no soul
Ti: One crop not in the red
Bring us back good times and do-o-o-o-o.
Maria: Well, practice.
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