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Song Parodies -> "Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ayatollah, ass-a-hole-a,
Got a midget to extol ya.
Amadinejad is gaining
A new term; the vote’s rigged; many are complaining.

He ain’t liking their uprising;
They’d like freedom—how surprising!
They go marching after dinner
’cause they know that the midget’s not the real winner.

All the Council says it’s fated;
For the vote count, they ain’t waited.
Ayatollah’s in a tizzy. . .
Warns that his murderous thugs will soon get busy.

His sick midget’s ugly-scary,
Lickspit visage, stubble-hairy.
In evil ways, he’s a smarty,
And he really, really likes the Nazi party.

Hateful gnome and ayatollahs,
Baleful gnome and ass-a-hole-a’s.
Believe the utter nonsense they blare?
Of course not! Now folks best beware.
Hateful gnome, he is a big fan of those goys
Who baked millions of girls and boys--
He likes the Third Reich way;
All kikes he’d like to slay.

Ayatollah, goat cornhole-a,
Got the midget on his pole-a.
This is one gnome, don’t be dissin’,
Or you and your family might all go “missin’.”

The minaret used for wailing;
The martinet warns, there’s jailing
At best. . .likely, death or fetters.
All told re: aholes, life with the Shah was better.

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Christie Marie M - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny, John! I laughed like crazy at your parody. Love the "ass-a-hole-a" and "cornhole-a lines"! I also like how the midgets come into this story. 5's!
Mark Scotti - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm-A-Gonna Give-you-fivea's for this great bashing. LOL!!!!!
Iranappoloser - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic, sir!
MadameDeRanged - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
It's a strange, strange world you dwell in, Captain Jack; no hard feelings if I ' roll out of da' sack ' . . . . 'cuz you're a verry strange Dude, and I'll " tank " you, CaptainJack!
Patrick - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
555 virgins to you in this life.
AFW - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This tells it like it is, John...love your analizing here..very well crafted
Andy Primus - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious
John A. Barry - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie, Mark, Iran., MD, Patrick, AFW, Andy!
rob - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
sad thing is that amadinejad would hope for an american liberal president vs a real conservative president. anything bad "over there" is being enabled and will manifest over here too soon. it's already more of a crime and worse punishment if you kill a minnow in a pond while the local farmers go dry and broke ( california...) than rape ( few months probation from certian judges, also in california ) but the parody was excellent
alvin - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
2Eagle - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
A blast from the past. In the episode of The Simpsons where Papa Bush moves in across the street the neighbors are having a yard sale where Homer holds up an Ayatollah asshola T shirt.

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