Song Parodies -> Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a
| Original Song Title: | "Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah" |
| Original Performer: | Allan Sherman |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Ayatollah, ass-a-hole-a,
Got a midget to extol ya.
Amadinejad is gaining
A new term; the vote’s rigged; many are complaining.
He ain’t liking their uprising;
They’d like freedom—how surprising!
They go marching after dinner
’cause they know that the midget’s not the real winner.
All the Council says it’s fated;
For the vote count, they ain’t waited.
Ayatollah’s in a tizzy. . .
Warns that his murderous thugs will soon get busy.
His sick midget’s ugly-scary,
Lickspit visage, stubble-hairy.
In evil ways, he’s a smarty,
And he really, really likes the Nazi party.
Hateful gnome and ayatollahs,
Baleful gnome and ass-a-hole-a’s.
Believe the utter nonsense they blare?
Of course not! Now folks best beware.
Hateful gnome, he is a big fan of those goys
Who baked millions of girls and boys--
He likes the Third Reich way;
All kikes he’d like to slay.
Ayatollah, goat cornhole-a,
Got the midget on his pole-a.
This is one gnome, don’t be dissin’,
Or you and your family might all go “missin’.”
The minaret used for wailing;
The martinet warns, there’s jailing
At best. . .likely, death or fetters.
All told re: aholes, life with the Shah was better.
Got a midget to extol ya.
Amadinejad is gaining
A new term; the vote’s rigged; many are complaining.
He ain’t liking their uprising;
They’d like freedom—how surprising!
They go marching after dinner
’cause they know that the midget’s not the real winner.
All the Council says it’s fated;
For the vote count, they ain’t waited.
Ayatollah’s in a tizzy. . .
Warns that his murderous thugs will soon get busy.
His sick midget’s ugly-scary,
Lickspit visage, stubble-hairy.
In evil ways, he’s a smarty,
And he really, really likes the Nazi party.
Hateful gnome and ayatollahs,
Baleful gnome and ass-a-hole-a’s.
Believe the utter nonsense they blare?
Of course not! Now folks best beware.
Hateful gnome, he is a big fan of those goys
Who baked millions of girls and boys--
He likes the Third Reich way;
All kikes he’d like to slay.
Ayatollah, goat cornhole-a,
Got the midget on his pole-a.
This is one gnome, don’t be dissin’,
Or you and your family might all go “missin’.”
The minaret used for wailing;
The martinet warns, there’s jailing
At best. . .likely, death or fetters.
All told re: aholes, life with the Shah was better.
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Very funny, John! I laughed like crazy at your parody. Love the "ass-a-hole-a" and "cornhole-a lines"! I also like how the midgets come into this story. 5's!
I'm-A-Gonna
Give-you-fivea's for this great bashing.
LOL!!!!!
Fantastic, sir!
It's a strange, strange world you dwell in, Captain Jack; no hard feelings if I '
roll out of da' sack ' . . . . 'cuz you're a verry strange Dude, and I'll " tank " you, CaptainJack!
555 virgins to you in this life.
This tells it like it is, John...love your analizing here..very well crafted
Hilarious
Thanks, Christie, Mark, Iran., MD, Patrick, AFW, Andy!
sad thing is that amadinejad would hope for an american liberal president vs a real conservative president. anything bad "over there" is being enabled and will manifest over here too soon. it's already more of a crime and worse punishment if you kill a minnow in a pond while the local farmers go dry and broke ( california...) than rape ( few months probation from certian judges, also in california ) but the parody was excellent
nice bit o' bashin'
A blast from the past. In the episode of The Simpsons where Papa Bush moves in across the street the neighbors are having a yard sale where Homer holds up an Ayatollah asshola T shirt.
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