-> "Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a"
Original Song Title:
"Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah"
Parody Song Title:
"Ayatollah, Ass-ahole-a"
The Lyrics
Ayatollah, ass-a-hole-a,
Got a midget to extol ya.
Amadinejad is gaining
A new term; the vote’s rigged; many are complaining.
He ain’t liking their uprising;
They’d like freedom—how surprising!
They go marching after dinner
’cause they know that the midget’s not the real winner.
All the Council says it’s fated;
For the vote count, they ain’t waited.
Ayatollah’s in a tizzy. . .
Warns that his murderous thugs will soon get busy.
His sick midget’s ugly-scary,
Lickspit visage, stubble-hairy.
In evil ways, he’s a smarty,
And he really, really likes the Nazi party.
Hateful gnome and ayatollahs,
Baleful gnome and ass-a-hole-a’s.
Believe the utter nonsense they blare?
Of course not! Now folks best beware.
Hateful gnome, he is a big fan of those goys
Who baked millions of girls and boys--
He likes the Third Reich way;
All kikes he’d like to slay.
Ayatollah, goat cornhole-a,
Got the midget on his pole-a.
This is one gnome, don’t be dissin’,
Or you and your family might all go “missin’.”
The minaret used for wailing;
The martinet warns, there’s jailing
At best. . .likely, death or fetters.
All told re: aholes, life with the Shah was better.
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