Song Parodies -> They Do Rhone Clones
| Original Song Title: | "Da Do Ron Ron" |
| Original Performer: | Crystals |
| Parody Song Title: | "They Do Rhone Clones" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
They Do Rhone Clones
Way up there in those Napa and Sonoma hills,
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Never sparkling, these red wines are always still.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Up there in the hills.
Never sparkling—still.
There, sprouting from the loam:
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
It's more complex than brewing. . .output's not so high
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
That's why it's more expensive than beer to buy.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Output's not so high
So costs more to buy.
Harder to make at home.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
(Sack solo)
When brix is up to 7, then its about time.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
To send it down to the bottling line.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Then it's about time
For the bottling line.
To buy, I need a loan.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Way up there in those Napa and Sonoma hills,
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Never sparkling, these red wines are always still.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Up there in the hills.
Never sparkling—still.
There, sprouting from the loam:
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
It's more complex than brewing. . .output's not so high
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
That's why it's more expensive than beer to buy.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Output's not so high
So costs more to buy.
Harder to make at home.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
(Sack solo)
When brix is up to 7, then its about time.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
To send it down to the bottling line.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Then it's about time
For the bottling line.
To buy, I need a loan.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
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How the hell do you come up with your ideas, John? The Crystals..winemaking...unbelievable. 555
Big 5s for the sack solo! Is it Happy Hour yet?
I'm calling to congratulate you on your Rhone-phone at 555-4U4U.
Thanks, all. Kristof, I've got too much time on my hands, to dwell on ideas.
Very clever!
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