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Four Seasons

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Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Politically I'm unaligned, but over the past six years or so, the Republicans have demonstrated time and again that they, hands down, have a monopoly on incompetence and turpitude, moral and otherwise, so skewering them is like shooting fish in a barrel, or should I say, like shooting elderly lawyers in the face with both barrels? Speaking of Republican moral turpitude, family-values Rev. Ted Haggard, president [former as of 11/2] of the National Association of Evangelicals and an adviser to our family-values president, is a-flippin' and a-floppin'. First he denied allegations by a male prostitute that he paid the pro for sex during a three-year period. Then Ted admits buying meth (which he never used, of course) from the guy, whom he was visiting for a "massage." Ted's been booted from the CO mega-church he founded, for "sexually immoral conduct." Can you say Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker?
Pay, yeah, to diddle a bit longer,
Squeeze, please, squeeze, please, squeeze, please a prostitute's pronger.
Got a dandy behind,
Prob'bly why he resigned,
Little brotherly romance; no front-door,

Front-door time.
So, being gay, with that there's nothing wrong, sir.
Preaching against it when you're gay, that's ill,
That's way ill.

During the week, lips guy-entwi-i-i-i-i-ined,
Then on Sunday say gays: hell for all ti-i-i-i-i-ime.

So-o-o-o-o, gotta do like the Donster*
(Squeeze, fleece, squeeze, fleece, squeeze, fleece some gelt from your flock, sir):

Go on, go on, go on, pay
Him off, him off, him off,
Pay. . . .


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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
short, but sweet
Dee Range - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Boy, you and Spaff both on this guys ass today? Great stuff JB

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