From LaRochelle, the view
Is maritime.
It's crawlin' with a trawlin' crew.
It is lyin'
On Biscay, lyin'.

It sits in France, where
They're lovin' their hounds.
You're likely to stand in
Some Cannes can that canines have laid down.

In LaRochelle, the view
Transcends canine;
It's fine.

"Comment vous
Appelez-vous?
Que faites vous?
C'est doo-doo de bow-wow
Aux chaussures, cher,"
They're saying to me.
I'll figure how
To clear it
From shoe--expel the doo
It's merdyslime.