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Song Parodies -> "Johnny, Get Nasty"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny, Get Angry"

Original Performer:

Joanie Sommers

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny, Get Nasty"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Johnny, you said I must do
Everything you ask me to.
You’re de Sade to my Masoch;
Use your fist—give me a sock!

Oh, Johnny, get nasty,
Johnny, get mad.
Go beyond hectoring and treat me real bad.
I want a knave man, I want a cave man,
Johnny, show me, you don't care, just don't care for me.

Every time you vanquish me,
I always respond so thankfully.
That in turn pumps up your pique;
Then there’s a punishment streak.

Oh, Johnny, get cranky,
Johnny, get mad.
Give me the biggest strictures I've ever had.
I want a cave man, want an unlaved man,
Johnny, show me, you don't care, just don't care for me.

SM girls want someone who
Looks down on them and goes, “Euw!”
You know I love respect loss—
Stretch me! Show me you’re the boss.

Oh, Johnny, get lashy,
Johnny, get mad.
Give me the biggest whipping I've ever had.
I want a cave man, I am your slave, man,
Johnny, show me, you don't care, just don't care for me.

Johnny, wale on me.
Johnny. . . ?!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Rob Arndt - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Hmm... S&M themes today? I think my "Psychotica" parody might have rubbed off on you ;-D 555s for all your paras today- I'll just comment here...
UnKnownInNorCAL - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Great tune & write, Sir64 . . . I want a brave man I want a caveMan . . . Barry, show me that you care, really for Sees! . . . Sir, you're a Pirate and you'll never, ever be any good . . . You're Pirate, 'cuz all you do is stroke on woo . . .
UnKnownVo . . . - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I crave that BraveMan ~ I want a CaveMan . . . Swannee show me that you

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