-> "Grifting’s a Bold-Crime Affliction"
Original Song Title:
"Give Me That Old-Time Religion"
Parody Song Title:
"Grifting’s a Bold-Crime Affliction"
The Lyrics
Grifting’s an old-time affliction,
Grifting’s a bold-crime affliction,
Grifting’s a troll-slime affliction,
Throughout the centuries.
It is good for the grafters,
It is good for crime-crafters,
Filled with goods to their rafters.
These hoods will take plenty.
Grifting’s a goal’s-crime affliction,
Grifting’s a troll-time affliction,
Grifting’s a whole-pile affliction,
Throughout the centuries.
Snakes love to take your money;
They’ll fake a mien that’s sunny.
These snakes are hit-and-runny:
They rob you, then they flee.
Grifting’s a troll-crime affliction,
Grifting’s a groan-whine affliction,
Grifting’s a moan-time affliction,
Throughout the centuries.
On folks’ naivete they’re bettin’;
It is naivete that nets ’em
Piles ’cause their victim forfeit funds—
They fleece ’em, then they flee.
Grifting’s a gold-mine addiction,
Grifting’s a no-trial affliction.
Grifting for faux-type religion.
Victims in penury.
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