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Song Parodies -> "Moon Image"

Original Song Title:

"Moon Shadow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Moon Image"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

In the 1980s, mediocre folk-pop crooner Cat Stevens converted to Islam, changed his name to Yusuf Islam, and joined the Khomeini chorus, calling for the execution of Salman Rushdie. Nuf said.
Yes
I'm blindly followin' a moon image.
moon image,
moon image.
Bowin' and a-scrapin' to a moon image.
moon image,
moon image.
And if I ever lose my hands--
Likely in my chosen lands.
Oh
if I ever lose my hands,

Ooh
I won't write shit songs no more.
And if I ever lose my eyes--
Likely if I gaze at thighs

Yes
if I ever lose my eyes,

Ooh
I might run into a door.

Yes
I'm blindly followin' a moon image.
moon image.
moon image.
Bowin' and a-scrapin' to a moon image.
moon image,
moon image.
And if I ever lose my legs,
Making bombs with human dregs.

Oh
if I ever lose my legs,

Ooh
I won't have to kneel no more.
And each time I open my mouth,
I prove that my brain went south.

Now each time I open my mouth,

Ooh
Get out the caulk!


I'm blindly followin' a moon image.
moon image,
moon image.
Bowin' and a-scrapin' to a moon image
moon image,
moon image.
Moon image,
moon image,
moon image,
moon image.

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Johnny D - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, John.

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