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Song Parodies -> "Who'll Grab the Reins?"

Original Song Title:

"Who'll Stop the Rain?"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Who'll Grab the Reins?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

On this Conestoga, the reins are floppin' 'round;
Boundin' unbound horses cruisin' across the ground.
Bad men are chasin' us, firin' their six guns.
We have blundered, and I wonder: who'll grab the reins?

I bent down, searching fer leather straps that stop a horse
'cause we're now not able to keep the nags on course.
I fear that that loose wheel's just one of our banes.
We were dumber. . . got no guns, er, who'll grab the reins?

Herd cannot be reined in, and so we are sore.
A crowd, they rush together, like a lemming swarm.
Now it's rainin' horses, wagon wheels, and gear,
And we're grumblin' as we're tumblin' off crag terrain.

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Total Votes: 4

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alvin - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
funny first i thought it was gonna be a political parody
AFW - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Good old western flavor..I thought like, alvin
2Eagle - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this was about the upcoming election. I see you remember westerns.
Michael Pacholek - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I also thought it would be about the 2008 election at first. Where's Santa Claus when you really need him?
John Barry - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, 2Eagle, Michael. Seems there would be a good political take on this, what with reins, reign, Reag'n. . . .

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