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Song Parodies -> "The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill"

Original Song Title:

"The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

*A large cask holding 491 liters.
Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

He went libation hunting for cabernet sauvignon.
He cased a dented cask and commenced drinking Rhône.
But then soon he was headed for the Cognac and Armagnac zone.
All the bibbers drink.

Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

Beyond the bunghole where the fired fine champagne lies,
Bill the big oenophile was taken by surprise.
He uncaps "Martell"—it tastes like crap Gallo plies.
All the bibbers drink.

Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

His children asked him if to swill were not a sin.
"Not unless you're a rummy; tappin' butts* of gin.
If wine could kill, there'd be no French men and women."
All the bibbers drink.

Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

[Wet whistle and fade]



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Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I'll have a quaff of cognac this evening.
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, I think I'll join you.

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