Rude oaf the redneck reigns here—
Once snorted coke up his nose.
Now, panders with the God bit,
While the deficit just grows.

Now there's more acid rain here,
'Cause he plays the "clean coal" game.
Blew it badly in the Gulf—
And Iraq goes up in flames.

Stent, one smoggy kiss-ass eve,
Satan came to say:
"Even though you're not too bright,
You'll take Kerry, who can't fight."

Near 50 percent love him,
Though he backstabs them with glee.
They might heed Santayana's*
Thoughts concerning history.