Song Parodies -> Assonance
| Original Song Title: | "At the Hop" |
| Original Performer: | Danny and the Juniors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Assonance" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Assonance: repetition of vowel sounds within words; sometime called "internal rhyme." Plotz: to split, burst, explode (Yiddish).
Coo-coo-coo-coo. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oo-oo-oo-oo! Ah-ah-ah-ah!!
At the hop.
Well, you can rock it, you can sock it,
In your pocket is a rocket, and it hops.
It can jump like that dumb Gump
After he's dumped his crutches, runnin' hot, nonstop.
There's a dance sensation that's branded "pants inflation" at the hop.
Lots ' pot at the hop,
Lots plot at the hop (oh, baby),
Lots plotz at the hop (oy vey! me),
Lots romp at the hop.
Come on, lots hot at the hop.
Well you can pop a pussy glop
And mop it off your puss, you fop, at the hop.
You can stomp and you can tromp
In the clodhoppers that you bought, at the hop.
God! Your prod is thick. . .sticked to pick a lock at the hop.
Lots talk at the hop,
Lots gawk at the hop (oh, baby),
Slot caulk at the hop (oh paint me),
Lots fock at the hop.
Come on, lost rocks at the hop.
Ah-va-ga-na, ma-ba-na-na,
A-na-a-gra, sla-ba-tha-ma!
At the hop.
Oo-oo-oo-oo! Ah-ah-ah-ah!!
At the hop.
Well, you can rock it, you can sock it,
In your pocket is a rocket, and it hops.
It can jump like that dumb Gump
After he's dumped his crutches, runnin' hot, nonstop.
There's a dance sensation that's branded "pants inflation" at the hop.
Lots ' pot at the hop,
Lots plot at the hop (oh, baby),
Lots plotz at the hop (oy vey! me),
Lots romp at the hop.
Come on, lots hot at the hop.
Well you can pop a pussy glop
And mop it off your puss, you fop, at the hop.
You can stomp and you can tromp
In the clodhoppers that you bought, at the hop.
God! Your prod is thick. . .sticked to pick a lock at the hop.
Lots talk at the hop,
Lots gawk at the hop (oh, baby),
Slot caulk at the hop (oh paint me),
Lots fock at the hop.
Come on, lost rocks at the hop.
Ah-va-ga-na, ma-ba-na-na,
A-na-a-gra, sla-ba-tha-ma!
At the hop.
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Rude and educational at the same time! 555
Amazing.. If you and Johnny D. ever collaborate on one of these french ticklers, the world will never be the same
its cool idea, but its just sick. i mean using pussy and talking about sex is just a cheap out for laughs, and im not laughing.
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