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Song Parodies -> "Love Kinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Love Kinks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You love hurt
And she loves whips.
She'll lunge for one on the shelf
And flog your hips.
Then blow by blow
She will flay your thigh.
The thing we call love
Can often go awry.
You're black and blue—
Transition hue, pink. . .
Yawls while she flay/hits:

"Love kinks,
Bad boy!
Love kinks,
Spank joy!"

"Ooh" by "ooh" and hide by hide,
Love's gonna smite you, yes it is--
You're satisfied.
You could just ball
And not be mauled,
But that, you sigh,
Would be a bore.
You do care for many cat-o'-nine-tails stings.
All of this flay biz:

Love kinks,
Lash lash,
Love kinks,
Gash, gash.

She's like that guy's* girl**--
She's dressed in mink;
You are in her thrall.

Love kinks,
Love kinks,
Bash, bash.
Love kinks,
Smash, smash.

*Leopold van Sacher-Masoch, author of "Venus in Furs," eponym for "masochism"
**Wanda van Dunajew, the "Venus" of the novel

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alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
i like what ya whipped up
LilWannaScrew - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Sweaty, . . . . Oh, you prefer whips over daBulbs! ! . . . just slip into these Opera( I am cultured,Sir) length KidGloves ! Allow me to wet that Whip with a little TabascoSauce, eh? Captain Jack ? ? You like sting? ? I give muchoSting, . . . Hombre ! ! 0le! ! !

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