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Song Parodies -> "Tarts Give Gold"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Gold"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Tarts Give Gold"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They mict’ and mict’;
the stream is strict.
The hue ain’t violet from the tarts; it’s gold.
This pee expression’s what they inflict.
It’s keeps on surgin’ from the tarts of gold;
off his tresses rolled.
Pee is surgin’ from the tarts of gold.
It’s not wet and cold.

If he don’t don a hood,
he’s gonna get good
vacation motion from the tarts with gold.
Afterwards the guy
won’t be high and dry,
because of surgin’ from the tarts with gold.
Could be getting mold
if not toweled post-the-tarts-with-gold—
can’t let wetness hold.

Pee is surgin’ from the tarts with gold,
“yuge” pee streams surgin’ from the tarts with gold,
pee streams surgin’ from the tarts of gold.
No panty liners for the tarts with gold.

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