-> "Whose Cant Will Please Now?"
Original Song Title:
"Who Can It Be Now?" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Whose Cant Will Please Now?"
Do you like the French or redneck whore?
Did you cast your vote in '04?
One's a bit left; one's real far right.
All their f*cking commercials were a blight.
Now you think you'll be left alone—
The end of the crap invading your home.
Don't get comfy—you can't hide
From the tsunami—the sh*t tide.
Whose cant did please? Ow! (4x)
There's two months left in 2004,
During which counters try to keep score.
Timely decision? No way!
At least a million lawyers are in play.
They're mainly there to amass great pelf.
Coming fiasco will tax the market's health.
Eventually, we'll hit a dead end—
Here we come, Supreme Court again!
Whose cant will please now? (4x)
So which man will the high court elevate,
After the hollow screeds?
You think Supremes choose impartially?
That's just a fantasy.
So, who will it be now?
Redneck DB now?
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