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Song Parodies -> "Whose Cant Will Please Now?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now?"

Original Performer:

Men at Work

Parody Song Title:

"Whose Cant Will Please Now?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A post-contest, so to speak, parody. *Acromegaly, a chronic disease characterized by enlargement of the bones of the head.
Do you like the French or redneck whore?
Did you cast your vote in '04?
One's a bit left; one's real far right.
All their f*cking commercials were a blight.
Now you think you'll be left alone—
The end of the crap invading your home.
Don't get comfy—you can't hide
From the tsunami—the sh*t tide.

Whose cant did please? Ow! (4x)

There's two months left in 2004,
During which counters try to keep score.
Timely decision? No way!
At least a million lawyers are in play.
They're mainly there to amass great pelf.
Coming fiasco will tax the market's health.
Eventually, we'll hit a dead end—
Here we come, Supreme Court again!

Whose cant will please now? (4x)

So which man will the high court elevate,
After the hollow screeds?
You think Supremes choose impartially?
That's just a fantasy.

So, who will it be now?
Redneck DB now?
Acromeg'ly* now?

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm tired of the whole thing too, JB. Good job here.
John Bary - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. Although I couldn't loathe the cracker moron any more than I do, didn't want to see a repeat of 2000. And we're not going to. So I just figure, we're fucked for four more years but gotta move one.
Guy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done John. I never even was close figuring this was you in the contest. I had a private list, I didn't post my guesses. You hid your self well with your costume.
Bush Fan - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha Bush won ! Yeah in yo face muthas ! Kerry should go home now and get some physciatric help for his ketchup related wife ! Boom ! I beat you ! I beat you !
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, first of all, it's great to see an intelligent comment from the "other" side. "Bush Fan", Sir, you represent your side of the political divide quite well, I'm sure all the other Bush supporters are proud to be aligned with someone of such eloquence and wit. OK...JB, excellent work. I missed the "Costume Ball" but I liked this piece. 5's.
Bush Hater - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You can brag all you want, BF, but all I can say is: pin a rose on your nos.e

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