-> "Stillborn Ones"
Original Song Title:
"Still the One" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Brother and sister have a marriage;
Some time later she has a bad miscarriage.
They did the deed, it's wrong and now that's clear:
There's stillborn Ones, its presence shows why incest's feared.
It's stillborn Ones, got an undeveloped head,
Stillborn Ones, a pure inbred.
Daughter drilled by son produced stillborn Ones.
It faces a tough job every day
Just to avoid scaring the people away.
It learned how use the web though brain's a mote (though brain's a mote).
Went to a site that asked folks to vote.
But stillborn Ones don't get the laughs,
Stillborn Ones, one of Natures gaffes,
Ill-informed on fun cuz it's stillborn Ones.
Stillborn Ones, its odor's strong,
Stillborn Ones, that's why it's called "Pink Pong."
Sniff thick millpond scum, and it's stillborn Ones.
Please change its clothes, it's growing mold;
There is mold growing in its head too.
It's stillborn Ones; siblings should not clutch;
Stillborn Ones is the result of such.
An ill-conceived hump produced stillborn Ones.
It's bilious Ones and has got the itch. . .
Fill with ones the votes, Nature's glitch.
A pill before hump and no stillborn Ones.
It's stillborn Ones and there is no doubt:
Sibling humps outa be stamped out.
Ill-conceived union produced stillborn Ones.
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