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Song Parodies -> "Stillborn Ones"

Original Song Title:

"Still the One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Orleans

Parody Song Title:

"Stillborn Ones"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Brother and sister have a marriage;
Some time later she has a bad miscarriage.
They did the deed, it's wrong and now that's clear:
There's stillborn Ones, its presence shows why incest's feared.

It's stillborn Ones, got an undeveloped head,
Stillborn Ones, a pure inbred.
Daughter drilled by son produced stillborn Ones.

It faces a tough job every day
Just to avoid scaring the people away.
It learned how use the web though brain's a mote (though brain's a mote).
Went to a site that asked folks to vote.

But stillborn Ones don't get the laughs,
Stillborn Ones, one of Natures gaffes,
Ill-informed on fun cuz it's stillborn Ones.

Stillborn Ones, its odor's strong,
Stillborn Ones, that's why it's called "Pink Pong."
Sniff thick millpond scum, and it's stillborn Ones.

Please change its clothes, it's growing mold;
There is mold growing in its head too.

It's stillborn Ones; siblings should not clutch;
Stillborn Ones is the result of such.
An ill-conceived hump produced stillborn Ones.

It's bilious Ones and has got the itch. . .
Fill with ones the votes, Nature's glitch.
A pill before hump and no stillborn Ones.

It's stillborn Ones and there is no doubt:
Sibling humps outa be stamped out.
Ill-conceived union produced stillborn Ones.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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2LD4U - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry. This is not funny, IT IS SAD!!!!!
Jason - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, i have mixed views on this. It wasn't THAT bad, hence 534
McKludge - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Even with all the crap-related parodies on this site, this is probably one of the most offensive parodies here. But I can still laugh at the offensive. 544, even though the security code was 445.
Rick C - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Well written and funny. That's a 555 in my book!.
alvin - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
twisted stuff, but so am i...so yeah...made me laugh
MrMacphisto - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I had toyed with the idea of writing this myself, but you actually had the guts to do it. 5-5-5
John Barry - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason, McKludge, Rick, Alvin, MrM.
stuart mcarthur - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
"an ill-conceived hump" was very clever JAB - 555
Guy - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Vice is nice but incest is best? Wonder who ever said that? I have my share of sick and twisted stuff out here so who am I to judge what you write? He who is without rocks cast the first sin. But one would have to have rocks in ones head to inbreed. I knew of this woman when I was a kid who had a child born of her brother. Her daughter was fine but the grandkids were pitifully brain damaged so much so that the youngest had to be institutionalized. I'll just leave this comment and abstain from voting.

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