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Song Parodies -> "Boogers in the Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar in the Morning"

Original Performer:

Andrews Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Boogers in the Morning"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Boogers in the morning,
Boogers in the evening,
Boogers at suppertime.
He's a booger gourmand;
He'll have some when he dines.
Runny in the morning,
Runny in the evening,
Runny at suppertime.
His nose is now runny,
But soon the rheum will rime.

Sometimes it's astounding
How far he has to launch
His impounding finger
To leaven his lunch.

CHORUS

Now boogertime
Is anytime
A meal's near—
Any time of year.
When there is snow
Or Santa Anas blow.
In fall,
It's a septumber brunch.

CHORUS

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 11

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Johnny D - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
That snot bad at all.
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"To leaven his lunch"...tee hee. Good one, John. 555
AFW - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a recovering "Pickaholic"...makes my index finger twitch.. ....This one's right up there!
Casey Kasum - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
It's my Pick of the Week.
The Booger Man - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Try 'em on triscuits with blue cheese, yumm....
John Barry - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all, for giving my song the finger.
Paul Robinson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
JB, I had this one confused with the one about "just a spoonful of boogers makes the medicine go down". I guess that one was from the movie "Mary Pix "Ems". 5's
The Booger Woman - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
They're great with a little "yeast", if you know what I mean.
aoid - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Not again...
Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Pardon me for sticking my nose into your business (though I won't be sticking my business into your nose), but the song is called "Sugartime." But this parody should get you a scholarship to the U.S. Nasal Academy.
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I've got a feeling my kids'll like this one John :-) 555
John Barry - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul--LOL. Woman--yum! Michael--thanks the the clarification, and the comment. Stuart, thanks, hope the kids like it.
Scathe - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I haven't felt the sensation of being grossed out and amused since I was 12. 5's for you, John Barry.

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