Song Parodies -> Boogers in the Morning
| Original Song Title: | "Sugar in the Morning" |
| Original Performer: | Andrews Sisters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Boogers in the Morning" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
CHORUS:
Boogers in the morning,
Boogers in the evening,
Boogers at suppertime.
He's a booger gourmand;
He'll have some when he dines.
Runny in the morning,
Runny in the evening,
Runny at suppertime.
His nose is now runny,
But soon the rheum will rime.
Sometimes it's astounding
How far he has to launch
His impounding finger
To leaven his lunch.
CHORUS
Now boogertime
Is anytime
A meal's near—
Any time of year.
When there is snow
Or Santa Anas blow.
In fall,
It's a septumber brunch.
CHORUS
Boogers in the morning,
Boogers in the evening,
Boogers at suppertime.
He's a booger gourmand;
He'll have some when he dines.
Runny in the morning,
Runny in the evening,
Runny at suppertime.
His nose is now runny,
But soon the rheum will rime.
Sometimes it's astounding
How far he has to launch
His impounding finger
To leaven his lunch.
CHORUS
Now boogertime
Is anytime
A meal's near—
Any time of year.
When there is snow
Or Santa Anas blow.
In fall,
It's a septumber brunch.
CHORUS
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That snot bad at all.
"To leaven his lunch"...tee hee. Good one, John. 555
I'm a recovering "Pickaholic"...makes my index finger twitch.. ....This one's right up there!
It's my Pick of the Week.
Try 'em on triscuits with blue cheese, yumm....
Thanks, all, for giving my song the finger.
JB, I had this one confused with the one about "just a spoonful of boogers makes the medicine go down". I guess that one was from the movie "Mary Pix "Ems". 5's
They're great with a little "yeast", if you know what I mean.
Not again...
Pardon me for sticking my nose into your business (though I won't be sticking my business into your nose), but the song is called "Sugartime." But this parody should get you a scholarship to the U.S. Nasal Academy.
I've got a feeling my kids'll like this one John :-) 555
Paul--LOL. Woman--yum! Michael--thanks the the clarification, and the comment. Stuart, thanks, hope the kids like it.
I haven't felt the sensation of being grossed out and amused since I was 12. 5's for you, John Barry.
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