Song Parodies -> Please Do Not Geld the Pooch!
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Please Do Not Geld the Pooch!" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I have to geld my pooch,
Randy canine.
I have to stop his tries to woo
Every dog an'
My dear Aunt Roxanne.
Though she didn't mind it:
When she came around,
I would often find them
On all fours, on the floor, Ã la mode "hound."
So I must geld my pooch.
Aunt Rox'll whine
And whine:
"I love pooch,
My love's pooch
I love smooch
My love, pooch, sweet bow-wow.
Yes, it is hair
Of the dog for me
I need Chow-Chow.
Don't cleave him!
Please do not geld the pooch,
True love of mine."
Randy canine.
I have to stop his tries to woo
Every dog an'
My dear Aunt Roxanne.
Though she didn't mind it:
When she came around,
I would often find them
On all fours, on the floor, Ã la mode "hound."
So I must geld my pooch.
Aunt Rox'll whine
And whine:
"I love pooch,
My love's pooch
I love smooch
My love, pooch, sweet bow-wow.
Yes, it is hair
Of the dog for me
I need Chow-Chow.
Don't cleave him!
Please do not geld the pooch,
True love of mine."
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get your dog to the vet and your aunt to a psychiatrist
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