Song Parodies -> Torquemada
| Original Song Title: | "Cara Mia" |
| Original Performer: | Jay and the Americans |
| Parody Song Title: | "Torquemada" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Thanks to Stan Hall and Mel Brooks for the idea.
Torquemada why
Must I be goy guy?
I passed the Bar;
A part's snipped bye-bye.
Snarling to me: "Pray
That you find the way.
I'll beat you up
Till you toe the line!"
Torquemada's kind
Torques ya every time.
Torquemada's kind
Isn't very kind.
Isabella, why
Must I be goy guy?
Please have a heart;
I'm parched, of food shy.
Darling, hear my prayer,
Isabella, fair,
Send in some lunch,
Manischewitz wine.
Isabella, dine.
Send some Kosher wine,
Isabella fine,
In a Kosher stein.
Oy, oy, oy, oy. . . .
Goy-oy-oy-oy?!
He too's been Barred;
He's part snipped, that guy.
Let me breathe free air
Or I'll loudly blare
I'll tell your thugs--
I've inquired and find:
Torquemadastein. . . .
Must I be goy guy?
I passed the Bar;
A part's snipped bye-bye.
Snarling to me: "Pray
That you find the way.
I'll beat you up
Till you toe the line!"
Torquemada's kind
Torques ya every time.
Torquemada's kind
Isn't very kind.
Isabella, why
Must I be goy guy?
Please have a heart;
I'm parched, of food shy.
Darling, hear my prayer,
Isabella, fair,
Send in some lunch,
Manischewitz wine.
Isabella, dine.
Send some Kosher wine,
Isabella fine,
In a Kosher stein.
Oy, oy, oy, oy. . . .
Goy-oy-oy-oy?!
He too's been Barred;
He's part snipped, that guy.
Let me breathe free air
Or I'll loudly blare
I'll tell your thugs--
I've inquired and find:
Torquemadastein. . . .
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fun to sing along to
What Alvin said. Now here's another idea ... how about a twist on something by erstwhile Monkee Peter Tork? :-)
Please, Pirate John !! You 've just had way too much Lunch Meat!
Thanks, Alvin, Stan (OK), Cakes. I hope you are writing parodies, Cakes, because your comments frequently have me LOL.
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