-> "Hays Goes"
Original Song Title:
"Hey, Joe" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Hays goes to work every day, blue pencil in hand.
Hates jokes; don't go—he is a constipated man.
He's going to protect young and old ladies
From messy words and images—ones that he'll ban.
He's a bluenose, but his face a red shade; he
Saw something 'about a girl messin' 'round with a man.
And it made him drool.
Hays goes to his office in Tinsel Town—
He's the Town's clown now.
Hays mows signs of creativity down.
He's always wearing a frown, yeah.
Keep it hid—use a blotter.
To the writers, he's just a pest, just a pest around Town.
One week a whole crew shot a
Film he wrecked—it had a girl in a dressing gown
He made them reshoot it.
That lady Mae West, with scripts, was fooling around,
And he shaved off the puns!. . .
Have to shoot the film again, lady!
He prigged it;
All the writers sum up the situation so.
"Hays blows," they said. . .
Would like to run him down in the lot at Metro.
He'll make sure that no mouth
Says something sexy—no way!
He's checking every mouth
As editors do Foley.*
He wants very much to fine three:
They used slang when they shoulda
Used a joke that was connotation-free.
He leaves with a righteous scowl.
He's gonna go now.
And they all run him down:
Hays blows. . . .
*Foley editing: postproduction sound recording.
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