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Song Parodies -> "I Putt Not Well—You Do!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Putt Not Well—You Do!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I putt not well—you do!
You links-fink swine!
A wretched golfer am I, true,
No denyin',
There's no denyin'.
You know, I can't land it—
A ball in fair ground.
To the rough I smash it
And then thrash around until it's found.
I'm put through hell by you,
Back and front nine,
You swine!
I hate you!
At-par you,
My ball flew
Where thick yew, pine are found.
It’s somewhere there
Among these damn trees
On boggy ground.
I see it!
When putting shall ensue
I won’t do fine!
You links-fink swine!
A wretched golfer am I, true,
No denyin',
There's no denyin'.
You know, I can't land it—
A ball in fair ground.
To the rough I smash it
And then thrash around until it's found.
I'm put through hell by you,
Back and front nine,
You swine!
I hate you!
At-par you,
My ball flew
Where thick yew, pine are found.
It’s somewhere there
Among these damn trees
On boggy ground.
I see it!
When putting shall ensue
I won’t do fine!
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