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Song Parodies -> "Tax[idermy] Man"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tax[idermy] Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Nut’s loose—sheesh, Norm! Stuff loon!

He’s not well, it is plain to see:
He stuffs birds, and one is mommy.
’cause he’s a tax’ man,
Yeah, he’s a tax’ man.

He likes her dress. . .appears it’s small;
He yanks it on when he’s in thrall,
A don’t-wear-slacks mans,
Yeah, a no-slacks man.

He will hide the car in swampy peat,
Then a shrike he’ll slit. . .sawdust replete.
Audubon would scold this rascal’s feat—
Birds that once did squawk are now dead meat.
Tax’ man.

[dip-car solo]

Hide-’em-in-back man,
In-the-trunk-stack man.

His task: to slash raptors then core
(Uh huh, slit then fill ’em)
This loon goes to efface the gore
(Buff, buff…Mister Clean)

’cause he’s a hacks man
And cover-tracks man.

His slicing knife scores and they die—
Whacks man.
Beware, he’s dressed as mom; here’s why:
Slash man!
’cause he’s a slash man,
Yeah, he’s just half man.

When a bird’s done, he goes nuts as she. . .
Wack man.

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Christie Marie M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Another Beatles/Bates based parody! I've enjoyed it lots! This is as good as Alvin's Beatles/Bates parodies as well, which I also enjoyed lots! It's all good! Slashing some 5's!
Mark Scotti - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
You 'stuffed' a lot of great ideas into this one1

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