-> "They Milk the Titty"
Original Song Title:
"We Built This City" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"They Milk the Titty"
They milk the titty, to milk the titty, that is the goal.
Milk the titty, they milk the titty, that is their goal.
It is happening all over the lax place.
parasites leech tax dollars—it’s a disgrace.
There’s defense contractors stealing left and right,
robbing the taxpayers and soldiers who fight.
The issue’s nonpartisan; both sides work to take our dough,
the House and Senate.
They milk the titty, to milk the titty, that is their goal.
Most, if not all, playing corporation games—
try to fool us but act in corporations’ names.
They suck the titty and are a coprophage
If you want to get a hearing, write a check that’s large.
The issue’s nonpartisan; both sides jerk us off.
Even the rennet
they milk from titty, to milk the titty, that is their goal.
It’s just another suck day when they’re on the teat;
on it they’ve got a choke hold, and the contents sure are sweet.
They will rail, for example, against TARP
and then shamelessly feed upon it, just like carp.
One such bottom feeder some folks think is cool
is Mitten’s rich-boy running mate. . .sure has ’em fooled.
They’ll suck up millions for a bridge
and then about “entitlements” they will bray—
part of hypocrisy in which they traffic.
Sucking on Mammon’s mammal manna.
Well, not real mammal alimentation. . .
metaphor for omnivore gustation.
The titty’s sucked each day.
The titty that they mock,
that titty they suck deep
Mitt Romney and Obama
each has got his titty ho’s,
They milk those titties,
they milk those titties with liquid gold.
To milk the titties, that is the goal. . . .
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