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Song Parodies -> "Lot's Rubbish"

Original Song Title:

"Hot-Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Lot's Rubbish"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, my lot’s rubbish—dreck scenery—
It’s got a femur that’s a hunk o’ Fifi.
Lots of wastage; dudes pass and look askance—
My lot’s rubbish, lot’s rubbish.

It’s gross, graced with weeds and rinds,
Who knows what out there you’ll find. . .
Honey jars and snot from nose.
It don’t look so fine; I don’t pay when I get fined;
I’m gonna go to jail if the line I don’t toe.

There’s a scuffed-up shoe, catalog from “Secret”. . .randy view.
Junk’s the purview; I’ll show you schmutzing* like you never knew

It’s vile, my lot’s rubbish—dreck scenery—
It’s got the features of a junkyard, you’ll see:
Lots of wastage; dudes pass and look, then blanch—
My lot’s rubbish, lot’s rubbish.

Orange peels and blight; maybe I should set it alight.
There are hundreds of keys
And a gross of stolen road signs,
Blow-up girls with usage signs.
Smelly is my lot’s garbage
When the temp hits 1-0-3.

There is moldy stuff. Aroma’s “heady”
When soiled bedsheets luff.
Gritty grimy site. Neighbors would love it all out of sight
(Drayage workers look at it with fright).

’cause my lot’s rubbish—dreck reekery—
It’s got the features of a bum’s eatery.
Got enflamed: the methane set off by match.
My lot’s rubbish, lot’s rubbish.

Now there’s junk, a slew; in there I did secrete rank beef stew.
Whoa! Before you spew, you’d better get away from too-gross view.

Smell my lot’s rubbish—retch, heavery—
It’s got the reekers of a bum beanery.
Got a name: the neighbors call it “doo’d ranch.”
My lot’s rubbish, lot’s rubbish.

Lot’s rubble, wretched blight,
Lot’s rubbish, it’s looking a sight!
Lot bubbles, wow! the rhin-tease: not mild!
Lot’s trouble, there’s a lot up high piled,
Lot’s grubbish, there’s spoiled vittles, like pie.
Lot’s druggish, there’s old bottles of rye,
Lot’s funkish, like hogs’ logs in a sty,
Lot’s rubbish, it makes your nose sting,
Lot’s rubbish, horrid reek, pique thing.


*schmutz: dirt, filth (Yiddish)

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Old Man Ribber - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Rubbish!! Not your parody...the stuff you wrote about. Just imagine what a magnificent archeological site it will be in 10,000 years. ;D
2Eagle - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I was thinking the same thought as Old Man. Ever find old bottles that turn purple in the sun? Or glass insulators? Just drive around Burbank and you will find a lot of junkyards.
LadyFurBanked - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
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HOOPs - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry, but this 'system' dislikes certain letters . . . CaptainJack, glad to see you are doing some FALL cleaning, Sir ! Don't forget the ~409~ . . . . it does wonder for mold, I'm told . . .
LadyCupCakes - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack, so it be true that they can smell you when you Sail into Port oCall, as you 'drop anchor', Sir !
LadyOOps - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord 2Ease, it surely would make the GreatOne smile(JohnnyCarson) if you would add more lines to your fameous " I Love Burbank ", Sir !
AFW - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
You're not ready for a visit from Mike & Frank of "American Pickers" are ya', John?...Maybe I am, I'm sort of a ratpacker
Christie Marie M - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
The place is quite a dump, if you ask me. But I enjoyed your parody! You must be in a Foreigner run today! I especially enjoyed those hot muffins, as well as slob and lack of sanitation humor. I'm kind of a pack rat which would make my bedroom rubbish as well. Here's $555 for cleaning services.
John Jenkins - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought this would be biblical about Abraham's nephew, but found myself impressed by all of the last verse substitutions.
John Barry - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR: I can dig it!

2Eagle: One could say that Burbank is. . .never mind. Thanks.

Lady in All Your Guises: ^

AFW: I'm a ratpacker from New England.

Christie: Many thanks!

JJ: The newphew idea sounds promising, thanks.

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