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Song Parodies -> "Pills Make You Snooze"

Original Song Title:

"Till There Was You"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pills Make You Snooze"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

These yellow little pills
Of which thick-lipped Mick was singing
Can urge respiration to stall.
Pills make you snooze.

They won't dilate your eye,
Which will be shuttered, not blinking.
You'll saw logs; logy brainwaves crawl.
Pills make you snooze.

You won't hear music: you're slumberin', dozin', not smellin'
Swell eats: bacon, bread. Dope is foggin' you.

When you've gulped 'em all down,
To receptors are then clinging
Molecules so potent yet small. . .
Stilled beyond "snooze."

In "Helper" music, Mick warned, watch the dosin', he's yellin'.
In peace, place where dead go, 'neath lawn, land you.

There are stones all around
But not the type that are singing.
Besides, you near nothing at all.
Still now are you.

Pills you abused.

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alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
pharmaceutically phunny
Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Poisonberry Vice Scream with a cherry on top.
John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, JD.
Tommy Turtle - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I assume this was inspired by/follow up to Brad Schuman's "Ingestible Erecter a coupla days ago, and it's a really good one. Esp. liked "logs/logy.... JAB: he can, words, benz-o; die as a penis from these drugs (inside pharma ref for JB, who's apparently about as wack as TT) In somewhat more plain English: 5, t.i.d.
Rick C - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This sounded a bit muffled, since I'm "neath the lawn" . 555
Larry Hensley - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm nupin' this with 555's

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