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Song Parodies -> "Snipped, the Gent; Lug's Deemed Girl--Man’s Cleaved, No Sprit"

Original Song Title:

"It's the End of the World as We Know It"

Original Performer:

REM

Parody Song Title:

"Snipped, the Gent; Lug's Deemed Girl--Man’s Cleaved, No Sprit"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

New fate: it starts with a dearth snake.
Quirt they take; you are a dame.
They rend the tube with which you’ve laid.

Guy once; now you’re a babe. Riven penile pelf; you’ve turned:
Girls curves you now feel, chubby nerves are annealed.
Feel “up” those knockers. Real bumps? No. Breasts faux.
Madam who’s once daddums, right? Queer sight, mound, tight.
Squire’s no more sire, represented as a dame.
A denutted gent sans spire and a mom [be]gat site.
Test’-bereft and ruff with fluff that’s furry,
Pee-pee pole has left.

Teat, bi-teat you sport ’em; manhood dumped. . .rent and cropped.
It’s no more role-playing time, then,
Uh-uh: ova flow, ovulation won’t ensue, though there’s a slough.
Paid your gelt for the pelt that furs where you pee.
Lips-tipped is your part, after snipped the sutures.
Vag’nal veneer is a site sight--
Clitriotic, matriotic, clamp tight, bite light,
Feeling nix-he-piked.

Snipped, the gent; lug’s deemed girl--man’s cleaved, no sprit,
Gender’s bent; lug’s deemed girl, mams heave--faux tits,
It’s the end of the pearls; man’s sheathed--faux clit,
The guy feels gyn.

Dick’s a plucked flower, gone the rocks beneath that bower,
Slash the worm; the derm is inward turned,
“Sock” turned in, hewn the mooring, nook firming, bloodletting.
Gent with motile ’jaculate was mown down, now invaginate,
Tight for handles, tight for “O” feel, nest down, nest down.
No say “he’ll,” tsk, tsk. Nuts? Nuts! Not king, but queen,
Like steer, vacas-near. Reina-made, pier shear.
A turned-from-gent, a torqued-off-splint, a turned-to-wench-from-guy.
No more incline.

Snipped, the gent; lug’s deemed girl--man sheath fo’ sprit,
Gender’s bent; lug’s deemed girl, mams heave--faux tits,
It’s the end of the pearls; man’s cleaved--faux pit,
The guy feels gyn,
Guy feels gyn.

The other night you dreamt of knives, c()ntinental rift, divide,
Mounded slit, missing spline; wrenchèd, yer pine.
He–grow-nips breasts gent, end of spruce, and tresses: bangs.
Girl-maid party, cheesecake lingerie, new you,
Quimbiotic, staked cleaved--off it, ma’am-nook-decked
Tight site.

Tipless gent; lug’s deemed girl--man sheath, faux clit,
Gent is bent; lug’s deemed girl, mamm’ries--faux tits
(This guy is now a “guyn”. . .deboned),
It’s the rend of the pearls; man’s cleaved--no sprit,
The guy feels gyn.
Minus pine.


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Mark Scotti - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I keep checkin' em as i'm reading.. Really funny one, John!!!

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