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Song Parodies -> "Snarling Companion"

Original Song Title:

"Darling Companion"

Original Performer:

Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Snarling Companion"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Snarling companion
Has got jaws open and my hand's in,
And he's eagerly champin';
I wish instead I had a cat friend.
Snarling companion,
Two digits I've abandoned
I hope he don’t bite my gland skin
He's got a yen to chew

Snarling companion,
Dentin is real good for manglin'.
Gusto. . .hemoglobin quaffin';
That hand of mine he's just now halvin'.
Snarling companion,
His hellish mouth’s a canine canyon.
He’s clamped onto the legs I stand on,
He crunched 'em both in two

Owwww! My flopping fingers really start to bleed.
Owwww! Mandible-biting down on me ain't what I need.

[jugular band interlude]

Snarling companion,
Has got maw open and my pan's* in.
This breed is built for champin';
I wish instead I had a cat friend,
Snarling companion,
You know, pit bulls should be abandoned;
Lunging attacks—frightful, random.
They've got a yen to chew.

*slang for "face"

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Fiddlegirl - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
My Shelties are appalled that other canines would perpetrate such violence. They wish to make it known that they have no connection to the above-referenced breed's activities. ;)
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
That's one "biting" satire on "man's best friend"! $555 for the doctor visit...
Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
John A. Barry - Parody-man's Best Friend!
NorCALcougaress - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, ~ No Not pass GO ~ Do NOT collect $ 200 ~ head directly to a FelineShelter . . . meow, said die Kleine Katze !
Andy Primus - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
title got me laughing as soon as I saw it
AFW - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody's no dog..
alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
goofy fave of the day
Andria - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Ban All Pitbulls, and Andria Will Give You 5s For This Parody... OK, maybe she'll give you the 5s anyway. ;-)

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