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Song Parodies -> "Dressing to the Nines (The Frocker)"

Original Song Title:

"Eyesight to the Blind (The Hawker)"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Dressing to the Nines (The Frocker)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Song #5 in my mock opera, "Tom D."
He's frocked up like a woman;
He dresses to the nines.
He's frocked up like a woman
In Texas behind blinds.
Emerging from his coven—
Then it is business suit time.

You know his daddy was satanic,
He's from hell, but he talks God talk.
You know, this laddie is a drag chick,
You can tell 'cause he's wearin' frocks.
When he starts his hips a-shakin',
Dubya peeps in to gawk.

Getup is flowers and teal-blue;
Dressy gear.
Makeup's powder and beet-red rouge;
Ringed right ear.
Touch of turd on his lips. . .
Begins politics career.

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