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Song Parodies -> "Feng Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Feng Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Feng (pronounced "fung") shui is a dubious discipline that purports to improve your life by the strategic placement of furniture, etc.
Feng girl, help order my mind
My furniture need be realigned.
Can you run, girl,
To my home, Feng girl?

You say, no arms on ottoman
Means I divert chi to the roof.
You say, I must relieve
Stress up above,
So it must move,
But then I won't be waterproof!


Beneath the bathroom, you'll shake up
My bathing by switching the pipes.
You've got the cold
Tap placed wrong; it's where the
Hot used to be.
I forget, shower, and scream, "Yipes!"


My home's now a diorama;
It's so wondrous to see the stars.
Sky's crystal clear,
Till the isobar lines
Sharply decline
While we dine and a monsoon starts.

Oh, Feng girl, get out of my life,
Your work has really pissed off my wife.
Better run, girl,
She's got a gun girl.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, sometimes I think your mind's as twisted as my own ... and you may very well wonder if that's a good thing! 5's
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
this is feng-sweet !
John Barry - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD--I think it's the New England upbringing. Alvin, thanks.
Leo Jay - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Yikes -- sounds like your re-arrangement is less than feng-tional... Great idea, well done. And nice job rhyming with the original, I especially love 'diorama' for 'your momma'. (In fact, next time someone is obnoxious to me, I might just respond, "diorama"...)

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