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Song Parodies -> "Cali.'s Clown"

Original Song Title:

"Cathy's Clown"

Original Performer:

Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Cali.'s Clown"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

* From " metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle." From "A Homosexual in denial." The gov of CA has referred to himself as a "shoe queen."
He don't make movies anymore.
He has less talent than Pauly Shore.
I cringe each time I hear this sound:
"Pump you up!"
He's Cali.'s clown.

Although he stands tall,
He looks Neanderthal.
He's a pol, so of course, he lies.
Some suggest that he is bi.
He's metrosexual.*

He don't make movies anymore.
His lame nickname: "Governator."
I cringe each time I hear this sound:
"I'll be back!"
He's Cali.'s clown.

When you see me shed a tear,
It's because I have to hear
Yet another "girlie-man";
That's the extent of his plan
For oratory, I fear.

He don't make movies anymore
He should be in "The Producers."
I cringe each time I hear this sound:
"Hasta la vista!"
He's Cali.'s clown.

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AFW - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I kinda' like "Ahnold"....but I also like this parody..very well done..5's
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ya, hear me now and believe me later, this parody is far better than Ahnold's performance so far.

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