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Song Parodies -> "Lightweight Miers"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Lightweight Miers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She looks a little like a shrew,
She's fanned the right's and the left's ire.
'Bout her no one has a clue,
Yet Bush wants her for a court that's higher.

So he gave us lightweight Miers,
So he gave us lightweight Miers,
For Sandy who soon retires.

A sop to neither side Bush threw,
He expects all to swallow Miers.
No one knows about her views,
Because she's just a Bush friend cipher.

Yeah he gave us lightweight Miers,
Yeah he gave us lightweight Miers,
For Sandy who soon retires.

The time to speculate is through.
She's starting to pique Leahy's ire.
Her response was lame to cues;
Leahy back to her "insulting" fired.

Everybody's asking, "Why her?"
Even Holocaust deniers
Like Buchanan, who says, "Fry her!"

We know nothing about her views;
Her IQ than Dubya's is higher,
But so is that of a goose;
A goose in polls would be more admired

Come on Dubya, lightweight Miers?
Come on Dubya, lightweight Miers?
Try once to set your sights higher,
Try once to set your sights higher,
Try once to set your sights higher,
Try once to set your sights higher.

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Lurker - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Parodist forgot to stop and realize that Harriet Miers is far more intelligent, kind, and godly than is parodist. Therefore, the parody is worth less than cow dung (which can at least serve for fertilizer).
Pun dit - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
If Lurker ran for election to, say, the U.S. Senate and he won, you would see on every restroom wall in his district: "If you voted for Lurker, you can't sh*t here, because your *sshole's in Washington."
Bob Gomez - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, baby! I suggest Lurker do something else with his free time. Your parody was spot on.
dude - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
if Linda the lurker did anything but cry online, it would be a miracle. The anti-choice people are pals with the rapists, that's why their so adamant about abortion. The only way they can spread their ignorant seed is to rape people.
John Barry - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pun, Bob, Dude.
Tim Mayfield - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
And Lurker forgot to stop and realize that parodist was not nominated for an office that parodist is not qualified for, unlike Harriet Miers.

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