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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Monkeys Flinging Ghastly Gobs"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy KIssing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Monkeys Flinging Ghastly Gobs"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I saw monkeys flinging ghastly gobs.
Understood: the missiles thrown weren’t white.
These simians in keep
do not care if it piles deep
on heads of folks ducking
on their way to see the sheep.
Then I saw monkeys frigging, a paw job—
thrummed on wood till soma schmears took flight,
I’m glad I wasn’t there when streams
of monkey spunky rained on teams
of visitors. . .splattered gobs of white.
Understood: the missiles thrown weren’t white.
These simians in keep
do not care if it piles deep
on heads of folks ducking
on their way to see the sheep.
Then I saw monkeys frigging, a paw job—
thrummed on wood till soma schmears took flight,
I’m glad I wasn’t there when streams
of monkey spunky rained on teams
of visitors. . .splattered gobs of white.
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555! LOL! Someone needs to spank those simians.
Thanks, Leough.
LOL when seeing the title and the parody did not disappoint; nicely done.
Egads John! I think you are taking all the animal sex stuff tooooooo far. ;)
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