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Song Parodies -> "Brokebackhomo"

Original Song Title:

"Oklahoma"

Original Performer:

Olahoma soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Brokebackhomo"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"Full Metal. . ." refers to Stanley Kubrick's 1987 Vietnam war film, "Full Metal Jacket." Kubrick received four best-director nominations as well as one in the Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium category for "FMJ," but he never won an Oscar. Among the nominated nonwinner directors: Martin Scorcese, Alfred Hitchcock, Sidney Lumet, Federico Fellini, Robert Altman (Altman picked up a "lifetime achievement" award Sunday).
Brand new date!
Brand new date, and his name is Jake.
But at first you are kind of a hesitater
And a little rattled.
An investigator
Of this lifestyle you're a bit loath to become
Without having quite a lot of rum.
He wants to tie you up with a rope,
Asks you to bend and pick up the soap.

Brokebackhomo, and his hand's sweeping down the domain
Of your wavin' meat, and like a teat
Of a cow he pulls--no pain, mo' gain!
Brokebackhomo, he is better than a lamb, this guy.
Then a bony stalk's above your socks
Makin' lazy circles on your thigh.

You know what belongs in his hand;
As it stands, you know the post is manned.
Not strictly gay,
Because you swing both ways.
Judges are sayin',
"Ain't gonna give Brokebackhomos
Boasting kudo today."

Brokebackhomos--gonna sweep in the Oscar domain,
You heard on the street: "it can't be beat."
Big surprise--instead "Crash" claimed the fame.
Brokebackhomos is a flick about two smitten guys,
With no "Drop your c*cks and grabs your socks,"
As in "Full Metal. . ." which missed the prize.

They never did give one to Stan,
Fellini, Scorcese, or Altman,
Sid, Hitch--no claim.
Robert is aptly named;
Because he's grayin',
They gave him an old-man kudo.
Jokes Jon told were OK.


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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
a grand anthem to be sure
AFW - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Pairs up with Michael's as another very funny take on the Academy Awards...Peak fives
Stuart McArthur - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, that "6 Mafia" (forgot their full name) gag that Jon told was perfectly punchy - Scorsese: 0, 6 Mafia: 1 - fine job, J.A.B.- 555

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