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Song Parodies -> "Hog-Fress, These Scary Senate Men"

Original Song Title:

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hog-Fress, These Scary Senate Men"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hog-fress, these scary Senate men
and ladies—at least they
will take some time to sa-a-vor
their taxpayer buffet.
Every day they abuse their power;
have we recourse? No way.
Ou-ur tithings give them comfort and joy
comfort and joy
Ou-ur tithings are there for them to enjoy.

But their brethren that bay and yell
dig right into the corn-
ucopia and gra-a-aze it
like addicts gobble porn.
It’s they who are truly scary—
the House deserves more scorn,
yet our tithings give them comfort and joy,
comfort and joy.
Ou-ur tithings are there for them to enjoy.

Every one has an an-an-gle,
on the left and the right.
All of them curry fa-a-vor
with fat cats that won’t bite.
They treat lobbyists like their kin
and feed them with delight.
The-ese tithings give them comfort and joy,
comfort and joy.
Lobby tithings supply them comfort and joy.

Hog fress for these industry men
and ladies every day.
They accept many fa-a-vors
and craft the laws so they
will benefit and increase power;
a big finger display
to us tithing for their comfort and joy,
comfort and joy.
They are wri-i-ting laws their con sorts deploy.

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