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Song Parodies -> "Part to Mold"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Gold"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Part to Mold"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Per Yahoo: You need fluid plaster that hardens when drying. First press your penis in clay:cover when removed with vaseline. Poor in the fluid plaster and let it dry tap it out. Then press the other side in the clay and you make the counterpart. All you need is a hobby shop. The two sides you get together with some left over fluid plaster. You buy it as powder:do not make to much in one time.
Looks like a liv-id
thick skin shiv.
It’s been a miner
in a part with folds.

For this sex present
always to live,
I am researching
how my part to mold.
Can be done, I’m told.
So researching
is my starting goal;
knowledge now is cold.

I’ll have to maul my wood
till it ain’t dead wood. . .
a plaster potion
for a part to mold.
But first it’s clay time
to make a spline mime.

Make sure it’s burgeoned
when your part you mold,
not tucked in, up rolled.
And it’s urgent
when your part you mold,
slather with petrol[eum jelly].

Keep it burgeoned
when the part you mold,
standing big and bold.
I’m done researching
how a part to mold.
I’ve got my pine merged
with clay. And it’s cold!

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Puto - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
This just slays me! Did the research give any instructions on how to enlarge the finished artwork without losing any of the detail?
Meriadoc - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
As long as your part doesn't mold...

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