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Song Parodies -> "Shakin' Pee Free"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Shakin' Pee Free"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, I'm a-rummagin' my clothes,
Fly down, loos'nin' the hose.
I got plenty whizzin' on my mind.

Pours forth like a Rhône freed;
Like a racing roan steed
Am I when it's wettin' time.

Shakin' pee free,
Shakin' pee free,
Don't let it drown the seat,
'cause that piques my lady.

Lighten up while here I stand;
Like Larry Craig. . .got a wide stance,
But I don't seek what's in the pants
Of males to please me.

Well, I'm a-standin', no Viagra,
An' whizz-go like Niagra--
Got fine sight line for my pee.
It swirls when outpoured
Like a frothèd fjord;
Bowl is round, yet much flies errantly.
"Come on, baby, don't--hey!--flay me:
The floor and seat I will clean up."
She don't the lake see.

I let loose and some may drip
Over the rim of the toilet's lip.
I open up like bilge on ship
When shakin' pee free.

Well, I'm a stuffin' back my node;
I've abused the commode.
I've gotta scrub it till it looks fine.
Look and I discover: shoulda lifted cover;
Floor's warped, out of line.

Hastily flee, hastily flee
And take a powder in my wheels.
Mate goes crazy.
Can't berate me or debate me.
I stop, a men's room--the seat's down--
And deflate me,
Once more shakin' pee free;
I gotta shake that pee free.

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Johnny D - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Brings back memories of the monkey room collaboration, "Take A Wee-Wee" !! Great job, JB.
Stan Hall - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
A whiz-bang parody if I ever read one.
Dee Range - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
No wonder mate was pee-o'd. I just pee in the tub....saves a lot of clean up.
alvin - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
this is hilarious....i laughed so hard that i....well, let's just say i laughed hard
2Eagle - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
You're so good you make the Happy Schnapps Combo sound like Cole Porter sophistication.
Meriadoc - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
TMI John ! LOL
Kristof Robertson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
So good, I actually had a little accident reading it...I loved to hear this recorded. 555+
47Z - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job, John! all 5s--very funny.
John Barry - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Stan, Dee, Alvin, 2Eagle, Merry, Kristof, 47Z.
Peregrin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmm! Some of us can relate :)
Michael Pacholek - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I hope there's no streaming video of this...
PMS - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
My number fave of the day

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