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Song Parodies -> "The Grilled Mixed Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Mel Torme

Parody Song Title:

"The Grilled Mixed Song"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Flesh, mutt, roasting on a open fire. . .
bad dog ripping off your nose.
You’ll-sight barrel sends a slug; Fid’ expires—
BLAM! Croaked that pup.
Live, then death throes.

Peppered body’s boned, defurred, and cleaned of gristle, so
swell will be each seasoned bite.
Pyre is hot; the canine starts to glow.
In time we’ll dine on meat delight.

This ain’t no sandwich on the way.
A drink of grog enjoyed before Fido filet.
If you’re an oenophile, a red that’s dry
you’ll see, will pair here,
so let’s toast: mud in eye.

And so I’m offering this kitchen praise
to Kim, who done this dog au jus.
Although Fido’s dead, many dines many days—
there’s leftovers to chew.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Dog Friend - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Animal abuse. Too clever by half.
AFW - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Sounds like Dennis Rodman's menu
Jonathan - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Hot Dog! 5's
WarrenB - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
And so it's been said
Many times
Many ways
What's for breakfast? Beef stew?
LadyAuJus - December 26, 2013 - Report this comment
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Pirate Jack de Barrel.

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