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Song Parodies -> "Just the Two of Us"

Original Song Title:

"Just the Two of Us"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Just the Two of Us"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bush:
Oh, you can jib into a squall;
You learned how on that swift boat, y'all.
A sunny disposition, too!
Like me, you've got a steel-trap mind.
When I think of you some time
And I want to spend some time with you.

Bush and Kerry:
Just the two of us,
Is that love that's in our eyes?
Just the two of us.
Just the two of us,
Praise each other to the skies
Just the two of us,
Both Yale guys.

Kerry:
You were a gov, so many years.
And your daughters—foxy kids!
Your lofty statures grows and grows.
Good things come—you're head of state.
Want to ask you for a date.
Like to go out for a show?

Kerry and Bush(in bed):
I long to kiss you when you call.
Out of love we'll never fall.
Just let me be adoring you.
Darling, when the morning comes
And I see the morning sun,
I want to be the one with you.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Gag me with a voting poll chad! :0
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Now THAT's a love story for the ages.
Ashkicksass - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not really sure what to say...
John Barry - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. The debate made me do this.
Dee Range - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it John. 5's across
martha - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
didn't see the debate .. but now I wish I had! 5s!
Paul Robinson - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for this, JB, but I'm holding you responsible for any nightmares I have tonight...

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