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Song Parodies -> "Cheatful, Sleazy Dealing"

Original Song Title:

"Peaceful, Easy Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Cheatful, Sleazy Dealing"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I like the way the cards that I've marked lay
On the table for these clowns.
And I'm gonna keep winning most hands tonight
From shmuks in tuxes, gals in gowns.

'cause I do deceitful, cheaty dealing,
So they hardly win, and they frown.
What a fine game is blackjack--
Double-down?

Want to shout, but I must not gloat
To that woman; I'd tell her to hold
With that 12; next card coming her way
Is a queen; up the winnings I tote.

Because I do cheatful, sleazy dealing;
My chip pile looks like K2's mound.
What a fine game is blackjack--
Double-down?

I got this "feeling" that they may lose.
Some of them think I have kenned,
But I foist off sh*t to them,
And I never fear:
My legerdemain's the stuff of legend.

That's right, I do cheatful, sleazy dealing
And I know out I won't be found.
I've a fine game; my marks fret
'cause I've got a marked deck.
A five is what the marks get,
Doubled-down.
Lo-o-o-o-ose.

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Meriadoc - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title sub John. I think this is possibly the first time this OS has been parodied?
Stan Hall - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I got m' diesel's keys, I'm wheelin' ... I must bestow 5s all 'round... :-)
ladyCupCakes - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack Barrow, I see that your sleasy, sweaty ways have returned!!! Please, Sir, go easy on the ~Lunch Meat~ this SuperBowl Weekend!!
John Barry - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry, Stan, Cakes--your comments often have me LMAO.
John Barry - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Merry: I think Guy DiRito did "Peaceful Easy Mealin'."
alvin - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
my hand shows three fives !
Peregrin - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable! Especially like the imagery in "My chip pile looks like K2's mound".
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Very reminiscent of many long periods of my. . .oh wait, this is your parody, not my personal story, very funny John
Johnny D - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Another winning parody dealt by our favorite joker!

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