Song Parodies -> Cheatful, Sleazy Dealing
| Original Song Title: | "Peaceful, Easy Feeling" |
| Original Performer: | Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cheatful, Sleazy Dealing" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I like the way the cards that I've marked lay
On the table for these clowns.
And I'm gonna keep winning most hands tonight
From shmuks in tuxes, gals in gowns.
'cause I do deceitful, cheaty dealing,
So they hardly win, and they frown.
What a fine game is blackjack--
Double-down?
Want to shout, but I must not gloat
To that woman; I'd tell her to hold
With that 12; next card coming her way
Is a queen; up the winnings I tote.
Because I do cheatful, sleazy dealing;
My chip pile looks like K2's mound.
What a fine game is blackjack--
Double-down?
I got this "feeling" that they may lose.
Some of them think I have kenned,
But I foist off sh*t to them,
And I never fear:
My legerdemain's the stuff of legend.
That's right, I do cheatful, sleazy dealing
And I know out I won't be found.
I've a fine game; my marks fret
'cause I've got a marked deck.
A five is what the marks get,
Doubled-down.
Lo-o-o-o-ose.
On the table for these clowns.
And I'm gonna keep winning most hands tonight
From shmuks in tuxes, gals in gowns.
'cause I do deceitful, cheaty dealing,
So they hardly win, and they frown.
What a fine game is blackjack--
Double-down?
Want to shout, but I must not gloat
To that woman; I'd tell her to hold
With that 12; next card coming her way
Is a queen; up the winnings I tote.
Because I do cheatful, sleazy dealing;
My chip pile looks like K2's mound.
What a fine game is blackjack--
Double-down?
I got this "feeling" that they may lose.
Some of them think I have kenned,
But I foist off sh*t to them,
And I never fear:
My legerdemain's the stuff of legend.
That's right, I do cheatful, sleazy dealing
And I know out I won't be found.
I've a fine game; my marks fret
'cause I've got a marked deck.
A five is what the marks get,
Doubled-down.
Lo-o-o-o-ose.
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Great title sub John. I think this is possibly the first time this OS has been parodied?
I got m' diesel's keys, I'm wheelin' ... I must bestow 5s all 'round... :-)
Pirate Jack Barrow, I see that your sleasy, sweaty ways have returned!!! Please, Sir, go easy on the ~Lunch Meat~ this SuperBowl Weekend!!
Thanks, Merry, Stan, Cakes--your comments often have me LMAO.
Merry: I think Guy DiRito did "Peaceful Easy Mealin'."
my hand shows three fives !
Very enjoyable! Especially like the imagery in "My chip pile looks like K2's mound".
Very reminiscent of many long periods of my. . .oh wait, this is your parody, not my personal story, very funny John
Another winning parody dealt by our favorite joker!
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