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Song Parodies -> "Thank Leaven for Dough Unfurled"

Original Song Title:

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"

Original Performer:

Gigi soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Thank Leaven for Dough Unfurled"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thank leaven for pastries curled,
It makes the curls get bigger as they bake.

Thank leaven for dough unfurled,
It blows up into a delicious cake.

A little rise, but don't put too much yeast in
Or, my friend, off the ceiling you'll be feastin'.

Thank leaven for bread like girls'
Stacked chests that do not fall
Unless padded by added ruse.
Without it, bread's flat as TV news.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i understand maurice chevalier ate a lot of french bread...5s
Paul Robinson - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank heavens for cute parodies...5's...Say, JB...would you happen to have located a site where the OS lyrics from the "Gigi" soundtrack are available? I started a parody (a couple, actually) from songs in that movie but could not find the complete lyrics to check my scan against to be sure it was complete and ordered correctly. I think I still have my drafts in a PC doc if I can ever find them...
John Barry - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin for this and all the others. Loved the MC comment. Very hard to find Gigi lyrics. Type "Gigi lyrics" into Google and you get dozens of hits for some Latin or Italian crooner named Gigi.
Paul Robinson - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, yeah...I had already SOME by remembering they were Alan Lerner and ? Lowe (can't remember, is it "Jay"...Lowe's 1st name?? don't recall)...anyway...they had SOME, although they were not separated as being part of the "Gigi" musical. But they didn't have the two I wanted. ("The NIght they Invented Champagne" & one I can't remember at all now...) I can remember how it goes so I hate to have to rummage for a site to d/l the actual song off on, although I might have fun doing a voice overlay with it if I can actually finish the piece I started....jeez, I'm making these sound like a big freakin' deal...IF I ever get around to completing what I have I suspect that maybe 2-4 people (at most) will know it at all and maybe less than that will give a sh*

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