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Song Parodies -> "Aching Hams—Martinet’s On"

Original Song Title:

"Abraham, Martin, and John"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Aching Hams—Martinet’s On"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Makes my body sear—she’s my bold wench, flays my hams.
Can she belt me, lay it on!
She beats me lots and keeps me
From the steel ceiling beams high hung.
You know, her right hook is sound when I fawn.

When my body’s here, see my bold wench spawn
Many welts. . .keeps laying on.
She beats me lots and keeps me
From the steel ceiling beams high hung.
You know, her left hook is sound when I fawn.

When my body’s here, see my bold wench start in
Belting, welting, laying on.
She beats me lots; I’m weepy:
The tears stream; she sneers, quite high strung.
You know, her snide looks abound when I fawn.

Doesn’t she love the stings administered?!
Doesn’t she hide me high?! She’s good at penalties
Like belting me
Bum flay looms. She’s such a domina-
trix with such a sneer. It’s her bold-wench hobby:
To compel me with a thong,
A strong one used for stropping—not clothes for the hill
That dames will wax—part stripped, hank gone.

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UnKnownHo - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Man, this sounds like "Tommy Lee & Pamela Anderson" during the days when they were wedded . . . leather & swings from the ceiling ! ! . . . SirSweaty, I assume that you know what they say about sirTommy . . .

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