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Song Parodies -> "Eyes Darting"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Darling"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Eyes Darting"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Eyes darting. . .almost leave me,
Down here on the funny farm.
They cannot leave me near you,
Because I might do you harm.

Eyes darting. They deceive me.
To them, I sit on a throne,
Receiving subject dregs who
Are scum and thieves who atone.

Then they told me, they'd have to feed me through a door
That can't be broken down or open pried.
And they told me that there's a seat behind the door
Where I can sit and through the peephole spy.

Eye darting, and it peeves me
So much that I start to moan.
My seeing is cut in two'
Now I peep with one alone.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Charlie Decker - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice choice for the original song. Nicely paced. Well done.
John Barry - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie.
Kat - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Um, JB, why are you in an asylum anyway?

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